Please Help Bring Whizmonkey to Washington, DC!

There’s a monkey in Zambia with a penchant for peeing on politicians (see video below of the President of Zambia getting a golden monkey shower) that we could really use in the U.S.

I’m taking up a collection to bring whizmonkey to the U.S. and letting him live in the ceilings of Capitol Hill so Congress can get just a small idea of what they do to us every day: