4th of July Wieners & Losers

Breaking sports news: The world hot dog eating championship remains in American hands… and stomachs. Joey Chestnut ate 68 hot dogs in 10 minutes to defeat Japanese challenger Kobiashi and retain the Nitrate Cup. Chestnut came in just 65 hot dogs over my personal best.

All hail Joey Chestnut, hero of American tailgaters everywhere.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.