Playboy Playmates, PETA on Capitol Hill to Protest Nat’l Hot Dog Day; Congress Plays ‘Hide the Weenie’

You and I may not be able to gain access to Capitol Hill, but PETA and a couple of Romaine-clad skanks certainly did in order to serve up “veggie dogs.”

Judging by how low cut those lettuce bottoms are, finding a rat hair in my hot dog would be the least of my concern:

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The entire photo gallery is here.

In protest of this protest, I’m going to have a real hot dog for dinner while the wife wears a steak bikini.

Author: Doug Powers

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