Probably the last thing I’d ever want to hear, aside from “there’s only one room left in the hotel so you and Rep. Frank will have to share,” is that I’d been eating vegetables grown in soil that contains Clinton-era contaminants, but that’s exactly what the First Lady has been told.

Yes, it’s true. Michelle Obama’s garden can no longer carry the label “organic,” because the growing area is full of “icky goo” from back when Bill Clinton lived at the White House.

Keep digging, Michelle O. — you’re bound to find a copy of “Leaves of Grass” out there somewhere.


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