Parachutists Die, No Word On Cause of Death, Police Issue Warrant for Sir Isaac Newton

You wouldn’t think making a guess as to the cause of death here would be too difficult, but this reporter needs all the facts before making any assumptions, and darnit, I admire that:

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The Sacramento Bee is a little more specific. Yep, it was gravity all right.

(h/t Fark)

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