Toy-ing With Politics

Finally… an interesting political candidate from New Jersey:

Stepfanie Velez-Gentry, a Republican from Bellmawr running for state Assembly, makes a living hosting sex-toy parties.

As the owner of Nookie Parties, she organizes gatherings for women and couples in which she sells sex toys, lotions, games, lingerie and other erotic items.

It sure beats the stimulus the Democrats are trying to peddle.

Hey Stepfanie, I’ll donate handsomely to your campaign if you’ll only allow me to write your bumper stickers.

“Are you getting off better than you were four years ago?”

Imagine the possibilities!

(h/t JammieWearingFool)

Author: Doug Powers

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