Tonight, Michelle Obama takes the mound, presumably to plant a garden on it and then toss out the first pitch at game one of the World Series between the Phillies and Yankees. She’ll be joined by a wounded veteran.

After the game tonight we can compare Michelle O’s pitch to her husband’s pitch at this year’s All-Star game to see whose throw is the most girlie. Hopefully Barack gave Michelle her jeans back after his first pitch so she can wear them tonight.

I don’t think Michelle will need as much assistance in going through with the pitch as her husband did though: