Oct

28

Who Throws More Like a Girl, Barack or Michelle? We’ll Find Out Tonight

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Tonight, Michelle Obama takes the mound, presumably to plant a garden on it and then toss out the first pitch at game one of the World Series between the Phillies and Yankees. She’ll be joined by a wounded veteran. After the game tonight we can compare Michelle O’s pitch to her husband’s pitch at this [...]

Oct

28

Ah-Nuld Has a Test for Those of You Who Like to Decipher Cryptic Messages

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Via HotAirPundit, here’s an interesting letter that Kahl-ee-fuah-knee-ah Governor Schwarzenegger wrote to the California State Legislature. First some brief background info: Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger typically attaches a message to bills he signs or vetoes telling lawmakers why he took the action. A Democratic assemblyman who heckled the governor during a recent event in San Francisco [...]

Oct

28

United Nations Security Chickens Out

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Why should the UN have a say in any security issue when they can’t even keep a Colonel Sanders lookalike out of their own building? UNITED NATIONS — Red-faced United Nations officials on Monday admitted to a major security lapse after a UN guard helped Kentucky Fried Chicken’s “Colonel Sanders” gain access to restricted areas. [...]

Oct

27

Frosting on a Turd: Pelosi Renaming ‘Public Option’ to Make it More Palatable

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The term “public option” has obviously been run into the ground and is becoming more unpopular by the day. Democrats must have data that shows public reaction to “public option” has put it just below “genital herpes” on the popularity chart. So, instead of scrapping the idea altogether as something Americans don’t want, Pelosi & [...]

Oct

27

Reid Between the Lines: States Won’t Be Able to ‘Opt Out’ of Obamacare

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Financially, most state budgets are more strapped than a dominatrix who just rear-ended a pickup truck loaded with bungee cords, and Harry Reid knows that. This is why Harry’s latest “cave” to placate the wishy-washy moderates is anything but: Senate Democratic Leader Harry Reid will announce his support for establishing a government-run health-insurance program that [...]

Oct

27

Obama to Announce Afghanistan Decision Sometime Between Nov. 7 and Nov. 20: Is He President, Or a Cable Installer?

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The US President/Nobel Peace Prize winner — er, make that the Nobel Peace Prize Winner/US President — will announce his decision on General McCrystal’s request for 40,000 more troops in Afghanistan sometime between November 7th and November 20th. I’ve gotten a more precise timeline from the cable installer than we’ve heard from the Obama administration [...]

Oct

26

Home Depot Fires Employee for ‘Religious’ Flair, Manager of Chotchkie’s Unavailable for Comment

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Trevor Keezer has been fired from Home Depot for refusing to take off his “One nation under God… indivisible” button. People are turning this into a religious debate, but I’m willing to bet that Keezer got fired less for the content of the button, and more because it wasn’t in Spanish. Every time I go [...]

Oct

26

Pink Undies for the Dept. of Homeland Security

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The Department of Homeland Security is trying their best to take one of the most effective law enforcement officials in the U.S. when it comes to illegal immigration out of the loop — and they’re even singling him out to do so: (CNSNews.com) – The Department of Homeland Security (DHS) told CNSNews.com that after reviewing [...]

Oct

26

The Obamacare Flu: Preview of Coming Attractions?

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Those in line at one school in Oakland County, Michigan for swine flu vaccinations had a wait of several hours. This story is repeated many times around the country. I can’t help but wonder how many people are catching an illness just by waiting in the long lines. But this mess has lot of people [...]

Oct

25

Newspaper Headlines We Might (or Might Not) See in the Coming Week

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(click for larger picture) Other headlines we might (or might not) see… –Obama enlists help of Muslim extremists in war on Fox News –Farrakhan: H1N1 vaccine invented to kill black people, give whites more rhythm –Report: H1N1 vaccine tries to purchase St. Louis Rams –Obama staff finds out Mao killed millions of people, feel kind [...]

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