Oct

25

The Wedding Test

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Darn good advice found at Doug Ross via Dave Weinbaum: I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me… It was her beautiful younger sister. My prospective sister-in-law was twenty-two, wore [...]

Oct

24

NPR Analyst Issues Full and Complete Obamapology For Nixon Comparison

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On Wednesday, NPR political editor Ken Rudin, speaking on “Talk of the Nation,” said that the Obama administration’s aggressive war against Fox News was “almost Nixonesque.” This prompted the average serious NPR listener to do a spit-take with their latte’ and call the network to complain about the vicious swipe at Dear Leader. Rudin had [...]

Oct

23

Grayson’s Anatomy: Biggest Tool in House Calls Cheney a Vampire

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I’ve recently become a big fan of Rep. Alan Grayson — and I mean “a fan” in the same way the boys at Phi-Delta-Gamma gather around the toilet to applaud one of their frat brothers’ especially massive droppings. Here’s Grayson on with Chris Matthews last night saying that Dick Cheney has blood dripping from his [...]

Oct

23

Who’s Missing From the Official First Family Photo?

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Annie Leibovitz took the official portrait of the Obama family, and it’s just been released: Something’s missing though. Oh how quickly they forget: You don’t see ‘em getting Bo involved in everything now that the PR value has worn off, do you? Passing thought: Is there a more appropriate photographer to chronicle Hope & Change [...]

Oct

23

Reporter: ‘Is it Constitutional?’ Pelosi: ‘Are You Serious?’

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In case you had any doubt that the majority of today’s politicians don’t give a rat’s rump about constitutionality, here’s is Nancy “Stretch” Pelosi being asked where the Constitution grants Congress the authority to enact an individual health insurance mandates. “Constitution schmonstitution”: Pelosi’s “are you serious” retort is typically dismissive and arrogant, as if asking [...]

Oct

22

Whackjob Congressman Wants To Exploit Your ‘Death By Lack of Insurance’ Story

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Rep. Alan Grayson, the Obamacare zealot who claims that the GOP health strategy is to get people to “die quickly,” has created a website that is an absolutely shameless piece of agenda-driven macabre called “NamesOfTheDead.com“: Every year, more than 44,000 Americans die simply because have no health insurance. I have created this project in their [...]

Oct

22

Inevitable: The ‘Balloon Boy’ Halloween Costume

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Somebody had to do it: You can buy yours in time for Halloween here. If you’d rather dress up as what fate might await Balloon Boy’s father, that costume is a little less involved: Update: How long before this thing ends up on Ebay?

Oct

22

Musicians Demand Release of Gov’t Files Pertaining to Bush/Cheney ‘Horrible Music-Boarding’ Torture of Gitmo Detainees

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Musicians — and in some cases I use that term looser than Pamela Anderson during Fleet Week — are demanding answers about the dreaded horrible music-boarding torture at Gitmo: A group of prominent musicians are joining a campaign to close Guantanamo Bay and demanding the release of records about what music was used during the [...]

Oct

22

Whose Hand is in Whose Pocket, Lanny?

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You’ve probably heard that the Federal Paymaster has ordered deep cuts to the pay of executives of companies that received bailout money. The story prompted Lanny Davis to reference this quote from the esteemed former captain of the SS Monkey Business: As former Senator Gary Hart once said to a group of businesspersons accustomed to [...]

Oct

21

How the Obama Administration is Meeting the ‘Green Gov Challenge’ Head On

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The White House has something that was launched yesterday called the “Green Gov Challenge”: Because one of the main things our military should be preoccupied with is making Al Gore and Ed Begley, Jr. happy. Keep in mind this call for environmental stewardship is from the same bunch who OK’d flying a 747 around the [...]

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