Not only is President Obama going to pay for our gas and mortgages (we’re still waiting, but try not to panic, Peggy) and make most of our life’s decisions for us, but now we don’t even have to think about what to wear outside anymore!
Just go to Obama-Weather.com, put in your zip code, and Obama will organize your community of clothing so you don’t have to.
Here’s the Obama weather for the remainder of the week in mid-Michigan:
As for the national outlook for the next three years: Mostly overcast and gloomy with an increasing threat of Socialism.
Update: Just for kicks, I checked the Obama weather for the weekend in Hawaii, and it looks like Sunday will be especially warm:
Update II: This isn’t surprising in the least, but I’ve been informed that Obama Weather doesn’t come up with what to wear on its own — it gets all its information from “Teleprompter Weather”: