Who Should Read the Senate Health Bill Aloud?

Sen. Tom Coburn is threatening to have somebody read the entire Senate version of Obamacare™ — all 2,074 pages of it — aloud in the Senate chamber before it’s voted on.

Who should read it? Some are suggesting speed readers or certain celebrities, but that’s missing the point.

America’s survival may depend on finding somebody to read the bill who will never finish. My suggestion would be for a member of The Slow Talkers of America organization read the thing aloud, and with any luck it would never make it to a vote — and even if it did, the current batch of bunko artists in Washington will have long since gone on to their eternal punishment:

Either that or grab a random person from one of these cities to let them read it aloud and there’s a better than average chance they’ll barely even get started let alone finish in our lifetime.

Author: Doug Powers

Doug Powers is a writer, editor and commentator covering news of the day from a conservative viewpoint with an occasional shot of irreverence and a chaser of snark. Townhall Media writer/editor. MichelleMalkin.com alum. Bowling novice. Long-suffering Detroit Lions fan. Contact: WriteDoug@Live.com.