The Whores of Gorebylon: ‘Is It Global Warming In Here, Or Am I a Prostitute?’


This morning’s “save the planet, kill yourself” reminder comes to us from the United Nations, who, in spite of their population control rhetoric, keep breeding scam artist bureaucrats like rabbits on fertility drugs.

Did you know that your existence is causing women to turn to prostitution? I hope you’re shamed:

The effects of climate change have driven women in communities in coastal areas in poor countries like the Philippines into dangerous work, and sometimes even the flesh trade, a United Nations official said.

Suneeta Mukherjee, country representative of the United Nations Food Population Fund (UNFPA), said women in the Philippines are the most vulnerable to the effects of climate change in the country.

“Climate change could reduce income from farming and fishing, possibly driving some women into sex work and thereby increase HIV infection,” Mukherjee said during the Wednesday launch of the UNFPA annual State of World Population Report in Pasay City.
“Slower population growth, for example, would help build social resilience to climate change’s impacts and would contribute to a reduction of greenhouse gas-emissions in the future,” the UNFPA report said.

Everybody knows that before “climate change” there were no prostitutes in the Phillipines.

My theory is that the hotter it gets, the less men want to have sex, so maybe that lack of demand will offset any sudden surge in the number of prostitutes. In free market prostitute economics, the demand controls the supply — not the other way around.

Do you know what else “climate change” is doing? It’s causing global warming “experts” to alter, omit or just flat out make up data to suit their desired outcome (something that threatens to rightly expose Gore’s sham as the environmental version of Capricorn One).

Read the entire article and you won’t be surprised that the U.N. conclusion is that population control is the only way to save women from a life of whoredom (women who are never born can’t be prostitutes — you can’t argue with the logic).

Somebody needs to put a condom over the U.N., that’s for sure — maybe that would help stop them from conceiving of ways to get into your wallet.

Author: Doug Powers

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