From the “While Rome burns” file, we find this over-played fiddle — but at least the author made it all the way to the second paragraph before finding a way to knock Bush: The first dinner party in a new house is a test for every hostess and an awkward eater is the last thing [...]

China’s President Hu, via an interpreter, asks the US President questions the American press refuses — oh, and he wants his money back. I think Hu thinks Obama’s trying to screw him, as evidenced by this exchange: Hu (interpreter): Are you at least going to buy me dinner and a movie? Obama: Why? Hu (interpreter): [...]

For most of the rest of the day I’ll be having company over and watching the Michigan/Ohio State game at noon, followed by the Michigan State/Penn State game at 3:30, so we’ll be stuffing our faces with tailgate food and adult beverages — not necessarily in that order — and completely taking a break from [...]

The publisher of Sarah Palin’s book cranked up the printing from 1.5 million to 2.5 million copies, but this morning the story floating around is how Palin’s “fans” booed her at a book signing in Indiana. The story is that Palin left a book signing before everybody who had a wristband got in to have [...]

This morning’s “save the planet, kill yourself” reminder comes to us from the United Nations, who, in spite of their population control rhetoric, keep breeding scam artist bureaucrats like rabbits on fertility drugs. Did you know that your existence is causing women to turn to prostitution? I hope you’re shamed: The effects of climate change [...]

The lengths the talking-head left will go to in order to trash the Palins is laughable, for many reasons: After introducing Lopez on her CNN Headline News program last night, Behar played a clip of Lopez’s HBO special in which he said, “There are a lot of politicians that would be Latinos and a lot [...]

You can always tell how popular Congress thinks their bills are going to be based on when they schedule the votes. They have the instincts of robbers, and as such tend to avoid doing their crooked thing in broad daylight whenever possible: The Senate will vote at 8 pm Saturday to cut off debate on [...]

In the midst of the health care fiasco, billions in wasted dollars that are being discovered by the day and the Afghanistan fiasco, one member of Congress is so far successfully tackling the issue Americans really care about: Those commercials that are so much louder than the program: Legislation by Rep. Anna Eshoo, D-Palo Alto, [...]

The next time the IRS audits you and find discrepancies in your reporting, just tell them that “accounting is an inexact science” and see how far that gets you. Somehow it’s an appropriate excuse for a crooked and/or incompetent administration: President Obama brushed off criticism over his administration’s inaccurate reporting on job creation Wednesday, telling [...]

I’m not a fan of designing our lives around the lowest common denominators — life can’t be made 100% safe no matter how hard we try — but in the super-charged litigious age we live in, I suppose this kind of over-reaction is inevitable: The U.S. Postal Service, citing security and privacy concerns of children, [...]

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