The Mayor of Copenhagen doesn’t want attendees to “go green” when it comes to paying for hookers, so the hookers are retaliating against his “war on the whore.”
Danish sex workers are offering free sex to COP15 in order to defend their industry.
Copenhagen Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards to city hotels warning summit guests not to patronize Danish sex workers during the upcoming conference. Now, the prostitutes have struck back, offering free sex to anyone who produces one of the warnings.
Copenhagen’s city council in conjunction with Lord Mayor Ritt Bjerregaard sent postcards out to 160 Copenhagen hotels urging COP15 guests and delegates to ‘Be sustainable – don’t buy sex’.
“Dear hotel owner, we would like to urge you not to arrange contacts between hotel guests and prostitutes,” the approach to hotels says.
Now, Copenhagen prostitutes are up in arms, saying that the council has no business meddling in their affairs. They have now offered free sex to anyone who can produce one of the offending postcards and their COP15 identity card, according to the Web site avisen.dk.
Below is an ad that’s being distributed in Copenhagen asking climate summit attendees to stay green and “don’t buy sex”:
Assuming a certain increased CO2 output that accompanies sex, how is sex worse for the environment just because you paid for it? Unless you’re paying the woman to use a gas-powered leaf blower on you, five minutes is five minutes, right? It’s not like you’re going to breathe less just because it’s a freebie. Whether or not a $50 changed hands in the process seems to have little environmental impact. As a matter of fact, it would have a positive economic impact — not that the global warming bunch cares about that (prostitution is legal in Denmark).
I understand how paying for sex isn’t “sustainable” in the literal sense because eventually you’ll run out of money, but I don’t see what’s environmentally hazardous about the act of paying for it.
Do you think all this has anything to do with Al Gore cancelling his lecture? Maybe the hookers refused to submit to the 75% Cap & Trade tax which would have funneled a good deal of the money back to Gore & Company.
The irony here is that climate change alarmists are warning that increased global temperatures will cause more women to enter into prostitution. Turns out that it’s not the climate change that’s causing it at all — but rather the climate change “scientists.”