Perfect Gift for the Detroit Lions Fan

A lot of the readers here don’t live in Michigan, so I beg your indulgence for a moment, but I heard about the perfect Christmas gift for the Detroit Lions fan on the radio this morning.

The Pittsburgh Steelers have the “Terrible Towel,” and now the Detroit Lions have the “We Are Terrible Towel”:


The “We Are Terrible Towel” is an official replacement for the “Sack of Shame”:


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