Fruit of the Doom: Underwear of Destruction

ABC News has the first photo of the undiebomber’s shorts that didn’t fully ignite on the Northwest flight bound for Detroit on Christmas day:

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Discerning terrrorists this winter are wearing thong instead of boxer style. Hopefully enough of that detonated to blow that guy’s junk to allahbits, but I doubt it.

Because of this, all passengers on international flights have to remain seated an hour before landing — as everybody knows that bombs won’t detonate if the bomb knows there’s over an hour remaining in the flight.