President Obama is going to Massachusetts to campaign for Democratic candidate Martha Coakley on Sunday, knowledgeable Democratic sources told the Daily Caller Friday.
White House press secretary Robert Gibbs confirmed the news at the daily briefing
Rest easy, Martha, the president whose personal lobbying efforts brought glorious victory to Corzine in Jersey, Deeds in Virginia, and the Olympic Games to Chicago is coming to save your campaign! Oh wait, those things were all huge fails — but I’m sure it’ll be different this time.
Update III: Bill Clinton takes time to stump for Coakley because if she wins it’ll be better for Haiti. Riiiiiight.