It sounds to me like Chris Matthews is in the midst of prematurely yanking his junk from the trunk of the donkey (libtardus interruptus) and looking elsewhere for his leg thrills.

A Matthews quote just moments after Coakley’s concession speech last night, via Newsbusters:

“I look at the numbers and I’m worried. I’m worried about this government committing itself to so many entitlement programs and committing itself to such a level of taxation that support those entitlement programs.”

Thanks for the laughs, Chris — ya disloyal turncoat — but no, you’re not welcome on the right. Try the circus — they’re always hiring.