Great News: Light-Skinned President With No Negro Dialect to Campaign for Harry Reid

Obama’s campaigning checklist so far in his presidency:

Creigh Deeds? Check. (lost)
Jon Corzine? Check. (fail)
The Chicago Olympics? Check. (down in Olympic flames)
Martha Coakley? Check. (DOA. Campaign buried under the pitcher’s mound at Fenway)

Okay, with that out of the way, hold tight, Harry — the Grim Reaper of DC Dems is coming for you:

President Barack Obama will appear with politically embattled Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid (D-Nev.) in Las Vegas next month, according to a White House official.

This must come as a big relief… for Republicans. The only unanswered question is whether or not Obama’s campaign speech for Reid will feature any negro dialect.

Hope you enjoyed the cruise, Harry:


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