’12 Angry Teleprompters’: Obama Called For Jury Duty Today

I’m sure presidents get an exemption, but it sure would have been fun to see a teleprompter in the deliberation room:

Obama’s name has popped up on a list for jury duty at the southwest suburban courthouse in Bridgeview on Monday, but it’s a safe bet POTUS won’t show up ‘cuz he has . . .

. . . better things to do.

. . . the nation to worry about.

. . . the economy to fix.

. . . health-care bill to rework.

Now that they mention it, I think America would be better served if he’d go to jury duty instead.

Obama wouldn’t be able to serve on a jury in Chicago anyway — you’re not allowed to be on a jury if there’s a good chance you might be acquainted with the defendant(s).

Author: Doug Powers

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