The John Edwards Sex Tape and Other Things I Never Want to See


When I first heard of the possible existence of a John Edwards sex tape, I thought it might be one we’ve already seen — you know, the one that was produced back in 2004:


But no, it turns out that this alleged tape stars Edwards and Rielle Hunter. Really though, what do you expect when you’re cheating on your wife with a videographer?

The John Edwards saga just keeps getting classier:

Sources have told us that, in the throes of their affair, John Edwards and Rielle Hunter made a sex tape that contains “several sex acts.” And that his aide, Andrew Young found it on an unmarked DVD.

The tape, say both our sources, is explicit and reveals that Edwards “is physically very striking, in a certain area. Everyone who sees it says ‘whoa’. She’s behind the camera at first.”

Edwards is really going all out to prove that he’s a big dick in every aspect, isn’t he?

But I’m assuming the tapes may not be viewed by very many people. As one commenter at the site wrote, probably the best way to keep anybody from being tempted to look at your DVDs would be to mark them “John Edwards sex tapes.”


“I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. Hardcore

Author: Doug Powers

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