After Obama’s SOTU speech last night, Queen Blinksalot, aka Nancy Pelosi, was as determined as ever do pass the Obamacare that nobody wants:

“You go through the gate. If the gate’s closed, you go over the fence. If the fence is too high, we’ll poll vault in. If that doesn’t work, we’ll parachute in. But we’re going to get health care reform passed for the American people.”

Sounds like the Apple Dumpling Gang trying to figure out how to break into the bank, doesn’t it? But that’s the entire point.

If Pelosi decides to parachute in, in the spirit of bipartisanship, I’d like to volunteer to pack the chute.

Bonus fun fact: The “I’ll go through the gate. If the gate’s closed, I’ll go over the fence. If the fence is too high, I’ll poll vault in. If that doesn’t work, I’ll parachute in” is taken from a letter Pelosi sent to her plastic surgeon after he threatened to start closing the office early on Fridays.

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  1. jjdsa on November 23rd, 2013 3:39 pm

    The whole bogus pitch for Obamacare was that there were millions of uninsured that should be covered — so naturally among the first things that will happen is that people who already have coverage will lose it and be thrown into a bureaucratic sausage grinder that is the government-run system.
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