Call me crazy, but I think we should be a little skeptical of a man who wants to blow up a good portion of the earth suddenly expressing concern for its well-being:

CAIRO (AP) – Al-Qaida leader Osama bin Laden has called in a new audiotape for the world to boycott American goods and the U.S. dollar, blaming the United States and other industrialized countries for global warming.

In the tape, aired in part on Al-Jazeera television Friday, bin Laden warns of the dangers of climate change and says that the way to stop it is to bring “the wheels of the American economy” to a halt.

Fear not, Osama — or whoever is actually making these videos — because if bringing the wheels of the American economy to a halt will fix global warming, the Obama administration and the Democrat-controlled Congress are already on the job!

Al Gore and Bin Laden both agree that global warming is a greater threat to humanity than terrorism, so it’s true that there are no issues upon which two people can’t find common ground.

Here’s a portion of the newest Bin Laden video:

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Update: Somebody at Free Republic thinks that by bashing America and trying to save the world from global warming, Bin Laden is angling for a Nobel Peace Prize. I’d have to agree.

Comments

4 Responses to “World’s Most Wanted Terrorist Warns of Dangers of Global Warming”

  1. Nanny on January 29th, 2010 4:52 pm

    Isn't it nice to know that Zero, Pelosi, Reed, Waxman, Gore, the UN and all the other green weenies have a friend in Osama Bin Laden! Great minds think alike!

  2. Scott B on January 29th, 2010 7:01 pm

    Wait a second! Has anyone seen Al Gore and bin Laden in the same room together?

    I'm not sayin'… I'm just sayin' ;)

  3. cdl on January 30th, 2010 4:12 am

    Why the hell does bin laden wear camouflage? Where he comes from there's nothing but sand. And I've seen pics of Afganistan too. Bunch of rocks and dirt. Somebody needs to import some grass over there.

    And no, I don't mean that kind of grass.

  4. sam on June 3rd, 2010 3:46 am

    Usama and al-ghore please fuck the India and America ….these two countries are responsible for global warming…………..

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