Where’s Janet?


Yesterday, the House Homeland Security Investigations Subcommittee held hearings about the security lapses that led to flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit almost being blown up by the Fruit-of-the-Doom skivvie-bomber.

The subcommittee, led by Chairman Chris Carney (D-PA), was eager to ask Homeland Security Director Janet Napolitano (D-AWOL) some questions.

So what did Napolitano have to say? Nothing. Uh, she didn’t show up, and the subcommittee members were not amused that she was unavailable to discuss man-caused disasters with them: