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Where’s Janet?
Filed Under Nat'l Security, Politics | 1 Comment

Yesterday, the House Homeland Security Investigations Subcommittee held hearings about the security lapses that led to flight 253 from Amsterdam to Detroit almost being blown up by the Fruit-of-the-Doom skivvie-bomber.
The subcommittee, led by Chairman Chris Carney (D-PA), was eager to ask Homeland Security Director Janet Napolitano (D-AWOL) some questions.
So what did Napolitano have to say? Nothing. Uh, she didn’t show up, and the subcommittee members were not amused that she was unavailable to discuss man-caused disasters with them:

Maybe I should try that at my job.
Oh wait, they'd can my ass.