I Can See Sarah Palin’s Speech From My House

Set your DVRs for Saturday night, my fellow tea partying, swastika-carrying, right-wing extremist Nazi wackos, because Fox News is going to carry Saturday night’s convention keynote speech live:

Fox News will broadcast Sarah Palin’s keynote address to the National Tea Party Convention live on Saturday night, allowing millions of viewers to see the main attraction of a gathering that was once criticized for barring the press.

The network, which pays Palin as a political analyst and is considered the favored network of conservatives, will carry Palin’s speech during Geraldo at Large in the 9 p.m. hour, a network spokeswoman told POLITICO.

Palin’s speech is carried live and Geraldo gets the bump because of it? Sarah will stop at nothing to win my vote in 2012.