Brown to Take Over Ted Kennedy’s Office Today, Return Empties

At 5 p.m. today, or thereabouts, Scott Brown, a Republican, will be sworn in and assume the seat that was held by Ted Kennedy for decades.

Dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!

Fellow Republicans, join me at 5 p.m. today in an anti-RINO prayer vigil in the hopes that Brown doesn’t turn this huge victory sour by “reaching across the aisle” for anything other than to hand Claire McCaskill an autographed copy of the issue of Cosmo he appeared in.

Author: Doug Powers

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