Bill Clinton Leaves Hospital With Artery Stents, That Hot Nurse’s Phone Number

Bill Clinton left a New York hospital this morning after having two stents put in a coronary artery. I wish the former president a speedy recovery.

Hillary left DC yesterday afternoon to be at Bill’s side, which I’m sure Bill really appreciates. But fear not, Bubba — Hillary’s leaving for Saudi Arabia first thing in the morning.

For today though, Hillary is at home in Chappaqua nursing Bill back to health, and a movie about it is already in the works: