According to Politico, the White House is already plotting out their re-election campaign in 2012.

Every good campaign starts with an effective and descriptive slogan, so here are a few early suggestions for Obama — feel free to add your own:

–”It’s the stupid, economy!”

–”On your Marx, get set, go!”

–”Is government better off than you were four years ago?”

–”If they could see us Mao!”

–”Making Jimmy Carter look good since 2009″

–”Ramen noodles in every pot and a czar in every garage”

–”I’m not drunk, just Democrat — Obama ’12″

–”It’s not socialism; It’s the free market owned and operated by the government!”

–”Give Chris Matthews the tingle back!”

–”There’s a bear in the woods; isn’t it important to understand the bear’s perspective?”

–”Did I mention that Biden’s not on the ticket this time?”

–”Obama ’12: Too over-hyped to fail”

–”Spare change we can believe in”

–”Because my wife can’t help your lard-butt kids lose weight from Chi-town, Sparky”

–”Don’t start thinking about tomorrow”

–”It’s mourning in America”

–”Obama ’12: Because he needs 4 more years… to find a church”

Comments

13 Responses to “Suggested Obama 2012 Slogans”

  1. CHARLES ROCCAFORTE on February 25th, 2010 2:09 pm

    WHO NEEDS A SAVIOR… WE HAVE OBAMA

  2. Rick on February 25th, 2010 4:21 pm

    LOL.Winning Slogans!
    No job for Doug in The One’s #2 Campaign.

    Obama can too lead…there’s the CLIFF!!!

  3. @SRachac on February 25th, 2010 6:42 pm

    It's still Bush's fault – Obama '12

  4. Jeremie Jordan on February 25th, 2010 4:47 pm

    Plotting re-election? When did they ever stop campaigning in the first place? Obama can campaign, what he can't do is lead.

  5. arnonerik on February 25th, 2010 9:59 pm

    Obama in 2012,………….The chains you have been waiting for.

  6. ColoradoRight on February 26th, 2010 1:21 am

    Because You Just Can't Have Enough Obama – 4 More Years

    At Least I Didn't Have an Intern Problem
    (this does assume he knows Michelle would be wearing his dangly bits as ear rings if he did)

    Who Knew It Takes More Than 4 Years to Destroy America?

  7. Andrew on February 26th, 2010 1:35 am

    "You, too, can be buried in an Obama T-shirt!"
    Obama 2012

  8. jrob on October 7th, 2010 7:10 pm

    win.

  9. Jeff on February 10th, 2011 5:11 am

    How about:

    "Obama 2012 – Because 'F@%k you,' that's why!"

    I think it's got a nice ring to it…

  10. lenyy on March 8th, 2011 3:32 pm

    our last president before the end of the year.

  11. Eric on April 4th, 2011 11:30 pm

    Change we can step in!

  12. Eric on April 4th, 2011 11:32 pm

    Obama says, "I'm so light, I float" and "Don't I play rope-a-dope well"!

  13. hoosierdaddy22304 on April 7th, 2011 6:42 pm

    His official campaign slogan works well for me:
    "Are You In?" [Yet?]
    "Are You in?" [That's what SHE said]

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