Suggested Obama 2012 Slogans

According to Politico, the White House is already plotting out their re-election campaign in 2012.

Every good campaign starts with an effective and descriptive slogan, so here are a few early suggestions for Obama — feel free to add your own:

–“It’s the stupid, economy!”

–“On your Marx, get set, go!”

–“Is government better off than you were four years ago?”

–“If they could see us Mao!”

–“Making Jimmy Carter look good since 2009”

–“Ramen noodles in every pot and a czar in every garage”

–“I’m not drunk, just Democrat — Obama ’12”

–“It’s not socialism; It’s the free market owned and operated by the government!”

–“Give Chris Matthews the tingle back!”

–“There’s a bear in the woods; isn’t it important to understand the bear’s perspective?”

–“Did I mention that Biden’s not on the ticket this time?”

–“Obama ’12: Too over-hyped to fail”

–“Spare change we can believe in”

–“Because my wife can’t help your lard-butt kids lose weight from Chi-town, Sparky”

–“Don’t start thinking about tomorrow”

–“It’s mourning in America”

–“Obama ’12: Because he needs 4 more years… to find a church”

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