After yesterday’s health care circus under the Blair House Big Top where the Democrats entertained the audience with three rings of amazing sob stories and shuddering any time a Republican read from their actual bill, Stretch Pelosi decided to plunk herself down in front of a camera and a laptop computer to answer health care questions — while smiling like she’s auditioning for “The Joker on Broadway.”

If the Democrats are trying to debunk the “death panel” thing, they really should find somebody who doesn’t look like a hospital reaper at Hades General to front the cause:

Hey, I’m comfortable giving Nancy and the Democrats control over my family’s health care — how about you?

Let’s look over Nancy’s shoulder as she fields a question:



Health care is easy!

Just kidding… sort of. Actually I expect them to employ “death cat” to decide who will get the inevitably rationed care and who won’t.

(h/t JammieWearingFool)


3 Responses to “Welcome to the ‘Ask Nancy’ Show”

  1. Nanny on February 27th, 2010 2:59 am

    Question From Nick: Will my mommy get a health care credit if she continues to nurse me until I am 21? Can I still get food stamps with my free healthcare? Is there going to be any provisions in the health care bill that will provide me with a free cell phone, Ipod and HD TV? I could really use a new bong too for my medical pot. I don't need a new car right now cause I don't have a valid license but keep that in mind for later on. Thank you Madam Pelosi for all the free stuff you are trying to get for me. I don't plan on ever working a day in my life so keep up the good work and I will always vote for you as long as you keep the free stuff coming my way. Luv Nick

  2. archer52 on February 27th, 2010 3:54 am

    She scares me. She is the Queen of Hearts.

  3. @gedoug on February 27th, 2010 1:42 pm

    Nick, although the federal gov has absolutely no authority to mandate or compel an American Citizen to buy anything, by doing so in conjunction with collecting any and all information on you from birth under obamacare, it will allow us to establish ourselves more firmly as your nanny and understand all of your habits and life styles choices so we can further dictate purchases that are best for you as grow. We want to ensure you are eating right, buying a fuel efficient GM automobile, and certainly not receiving health benefits that do not comport with a life style we consider best. It's our moral obligation Nick to ensure the obligation of absorbing the expense of your life as abasement dweller is efficiently spread amongst those that produce…it's all about social justice Nick. To better understand Nick simply ask any of U o fF profs for clarification on the manifesto.

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