We’ve Secretly Replaced the Transdermal Patch the President Usually Uses With…

I can already envision the commercial:

“We’ve secretly replaced the ineffective transdermal patch that President Obama usually uses, with Marx-o-Derm. Let’s see if America notices a difference”:


Update: It’s come to my attention that the president liked this product so much that he bought fifty million cases for distribution to the poor and charged the purchase to middle and upper class taxpayers. I don’t think it works as advertised.