Obama’s ‘Virtual Colonoscopy’

I wish I’d have known about this before I went through a couple using the traditional method that leaves you feeling like you’ve just been sodomized with a tire pump:

The president was checked for and found free of colon cancer with a virtual colonoscopy, a scan that avoids the more invasive visual inspection with a camera device that is passed into the large intestine.

Obama was given a “virtual” colonoscopy because doctors feared that shoving a regular scope up there might damage Joe Klein’s nose.

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