Sarah Palin’s Stand-Up Routine on Leno


The next president of the United States (I just like saying that because it makes liberals do this) was on the Tonight Show last night for an in-depth chat with Jay Leno.

Why does Palin still write on her hand? “To get the left all wee-wee’d up.” She also discussed the tea party movement, John McCain, and more.

The mini stand-up routine starts about five minutes into the clip — tip your waitstaff, try the veal:

Meanwhile, Mitt Romney was on the Letterman show and had a stark reminder for Dave.

Unsurprising update: Leno beat Letterman handily last night.