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11

US Department of Education Seeks to Purchase 27 Shotguns

Filed Under Education, Politics | 6 Comments

In case you have a few extra shot guns fitting this description laying around, the Department of Education is in the market:

The U.S. Department of Education (ED) intends to purchase twenty-seven (27) REMINGTON BRAND MODEL 870 POLICE 12/14P MOD GRWC XS4 KXCS SF. RAMAC #24587 GAUGE: 12 BARREL: 14″ – PARKERIZED CHOKE: MODIFIED SIGHTS: GHOST RING REAR WILSON COMBAT; FRONT – XS CONTOUR BEAD SIGHT STOCK: KNOXX REDUCE RECOIL ADJUSTABLE STOCK FORE-END: SPEEDFEED SPORT-SOLID – 14″ LOP are designated as the only shotguns authorized for ED based on compatibility with ED existing shotgun inventory, certified armor and combat training and protocol, maintenance, and parts.
The required date of delivery is March 22, 2010.
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Place of Delivery:
U.S. Department of Education
Office of Inspector General
c/o: Gary Pawlak, Special Agent
500 West Madison Street – Suite 1414
Chicago, IL 60661

Well, how else did we expect the Obamas to keep the fat kids away from the school vending machines?

(h/t The Voice of Reason)

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6 Responses to “US Department of Education Seeks to Purchase 27 Shotguns”

  1. Rick on March 11th, 2010 3:42 pm

    “A well-armed school bureaucracy is essential to a free people.” It’s the Chicawgo Way.Twenty seven paddles would serve them better.

    Archer pointed out awhile back that the IRS is armed to the teeth.What the heck are the local police for?Not to mention the dozens of other “law” agencies out there.

    It’s fun to see the 870 is still made.There may or may not be an old Remington 12ga Wingmaster 870 in my abode.It has threatened a few ducks,rabbits and a Mexican.

  2. Scott B on March 11th, 2010 6:20 pm

    Is Jim Belushi the new Principal? What's Lou Gossett, Jr. up to lately?

  3. Nanny on March 11th, 2010 11:27 pm

    Perhaps they are going to start a new education program to teach Chicago's youth how to shoot Asian Carp in the channel, thus eliminating the threat to the Great Lakes ecosystem and sport fishing industry……………um probably not.

    Or maybe they are gearing up for the fight against the school union thugs after they tell them "No more $1 million + retirement packages for the teachers……um probably not.

    Or maybe they are gearing up to defend themselves from disgusted taxpayers who have finally figured out the Chicago way of business and want to take their city back……..um maybe.

  4. NBF on March 11th, 2010 9:55 pm

    WTFFFFFFFFFFFF? Why do they need a police/militarisitc force? Why does my local school even need a sawed-off shotgun carrying federal department of education?

    Where's the DNC mediaplex?

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  6. Guest on March 12th, 2010 7:44 pm

    These are weapons for sworn federal agents who use them in the performance of their jobs which may range from performing a search warrant or attempting to arrest persons committing fraud or other crimes involving your tax dollars. Be glad they are there.

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