Obama has already told the world that if we’re attacked we promise that we probably won’t retaliate with nuclear weapons, and Obama has already pledged to try to get rid of the one weapon that has kept us from having another World War for 65 years, so why not another bad idea? Let’s just play make-believe and ignore the root of a problem and hope it just goes away on its own:

President Barack Obama’s advisers will remove religious terms such as “Islamic extremism” from the central document outlining the U.S. national security strategy and will use the rewritten document to emphasize that the United States does not view Muslim nations through the lens of terror, counterterrorism officials said.

The change is a significant shift in the National Security Strategy, a document that previously outlined the Bush Doctrine of preventative war and currently states: “The struggle against militant Islamic radicalism is the great ideological conflict of the early years of the 21st century.”

The new term that will replace the scrapped “fighting jihadists” and “Islamic extremism” will be CVE, or “Countering Violent Extremism.” If said violent extremist happens to be Muslim, Obama’s people will pretend not to notice because they’re under orders to be turban-blind. And why not? The threat of Islamic extremism is far, far away — all the way over there in the… Pocono Mountains.

The Obama administration’s new updated list of PC replacements for all of Bush’s nasty sounding terms has been released, so please commit it to memory so as to not offend anyboy who may or may not want you dead for something that’s probably your fault anyway:

“Old, outdated name” = “New, acceptable name”

War on Islamofascism = “Countering Violent Extremism”

Terrorist Attack = “Man Caused Disaster”

War = “Appeasement opportunity”

Al Qaeda = “GWAFAIBSVPOAFT” (“Guys with a few anger issues but some valid points on a few things”)

Taliban = “Tahl-ee-bahn”

Iran’s quest for nuclear weapons = “Hey, look, those damn Jews are building apartments in East Jerusalem!”

Gaza violence = “Jimmy Carter Stimulus Package”

Russia basing bombers in Cuba = “Bay of cute little puppies”

Car Bombing: “Valhalla for Clunkers”

Illegal aliens = “Viable SEIU mass”

Hijacking = “Mid-air pilot shift-change initiated by unaddressed sociopolitical grievance”

Americans kidnapped overseas = “Obamaland collectibles”

Tea Party Protesters = RWRCNPV’s (“Right Wing Racist Christians Naturally Prone to Violence”)

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One Response to “Idiocracy II: Obama Bans Terms ‘Islamic Extremism’ and ‘Jihad’ From US Security Strategy”

  1. William Link on April 8th, 2010 12:31 am

    What a HOOT!

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