Er, I mean, Good Housekeeping:

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Click the pic for a larger version. That’s probably the most over-aggressive Photoshopping for a magazine cover I’ve ever seen. Even Michelle Obama’s wax figure at Madame Tussauds thinks they made her face and hair look way too plastic. Liz Taylor’s White Diamonds ad was less digitally altered.

But my favorite part is that Good Housekeeping put the anti-obesity/healthy eating advocate on the cover of the issue that has this tasty suggestion for their stressed-out readers:

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8 Responses to “Michelle Obama Makes Cover of ‘Overzealous Photoshopper’”

  1. Rick on April 9th, 2010 8:33 pm

    lol.There you go again,peekin’ behind the curtain.Speaking of behinds…

    Is this the first time Michelle has felt good about being the
    First Good Housekeeper?

    125 years in biz is amazing.One would have figured the femhags to outlaw GH decades ago.

  2. jojo on April 10th, 2010 2:57 am

    I would never buy a magazine with this skank on the cover.

  3. Dandapani on April 10th, 2010 12:07 pm

    The incredible shrinking Michelle. That cow is no way that thin in the waist.

  4. archer52 on April 12th, 2010 12:48 pm

    She scares me. But not as much as she scares Obama. HRC and Bill all over again. Except I'll bet money he doesn't stray. I worked the streets in the black community for years. Cheating on your wife/girlfriend is taking your life and the health of your privates in our own hands.

    I had one case where the woman threw boiling grits on the man. (A common technique and guaranteed to take the skin right off of you.) Another where the man woke up with his thing superglued to his belly (Now that was funny). Years ago when I was a young man I knew a nice old skinny black man named "Nate" who showed up one day with the whole side of his head, neck and shoulder covered in bandages. I asked him what happened and he said, 'My wife found out about my girlfriend. While I was sleeping she took a broke Coke bottle and stabbed me. Y'know the worse thing though? I broke up with that girl three months ago!" I asked him how he is sleeping now and he said, "With one eye open…."
    http://www.truthandcommonsense.com

  5. Michelle Malkin » Pamela Anderson Banned in Montreal; PETA’s Photoshop Guy Worked Overtime For Nothing on July 15th, 2010 4:50 pm

    [...] I’m no expert, but judging from recent pictures of Anderson, I think that’s Photoshopped. That poster eclipses Good Housekeeping’s Michelle Obama ‘shop job. [...]

  6. Mary on July 15th, 2010 10:04 pm

    It looks like they took her face, Photoshopped that, then stuck it on an entirely different person's body.

    On the topic of the magazine itself, I'm going to guess it's staying in business for/because of the Gen Y-ers like myself who are edging toward marriage-age. I have to be honest, I haven't really met a whole lot of other women my age who can actually cook properly, potentially run a household, or even balance a checkbook.

    Also, archer52's little anecdotes made me grin. I admit I'd probably take a similar course of action if I was in the same situation.

  7. Pamela Anderson Banned in Montreal; PETA’s Photoshop Guy Worked Overtime For Nothing | The Daily Conservative on July 16th, 2010 3:37 am

    [...] I’m no expert, but judging from recent pictures of Anderson, I think that’s Photoshopped. That poster eclipses Good Housekeeping’s Michelle Obama ‘shop job. [...]

  8. chicagomatt on July 16th, 2010 7:57 pm

    what a nice, trim body…

    why is Michelle Obama's head on top of it?

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