What do you think? Something like this is bound to get more of the Arizona-hating San Francisco libs interested in tighter border security.

The Wagah Border Ritual is a sort of “International political struggle” meets “Greenwich Village dinner theater” played out at a border gate. Michael Palin calls it “carefully choreographed contempt” — I think we need something similar at the US/Mexico border (the ritual at the US/Canada border would be the same, except on ice):

It’s important to remember that people attempting to cross the India/Pakistan border illegally, as entertaining as this is, are shot on sight. But we won’t tell the left that part until they’re on board with the new border show.