Gulf Oil Spill: Sea Turtles, Otters and Unhinged Moonbats Hardest Hit

Via Zip, here’s a nice little eco-meltdown to ease us into a Wednesday evening.

I’d ask this nutcase exactly what she thinks provides the power for her computer, lights and car, but she seems too upset to approach right now.

Possible alternate title to this: “The ‘Leave Britney Alone’ girl — the later environmentalist years.”

Money quote: “They killed Tesla … we’d all have free energy right now.”

Try not to get caught up in the gusher of genius:

Update: According to the EPA, three trout and a pelican died due to makeup runoff from this freak’s face causing a mascara slick in a nearby stream.

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