Slick Move: Guy Swims in Gulf Oil Spill

This crude behavior is a little like swimming in a pond that Mickey Rourke was pushed into the night before, except a little less dangerous:

If Valvoline Vinny develops some sort of an illness and successfully sues BP for millions, look for “slick swimming” to really catch on.

Author: Doug Powers

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