Hillary More Likely to Give You the Nuclear Launch Code Than the Date of Chelsea’s Wedding

Hillary Clinton was on 60 Minutes and spoke with Scott Pelley about Chelsea’s upcoming wedding, for which Bill is no doubt hard at work “screening” potential bridesmaids (sources tell me that a local dry cleaner along with a Stanley Steemer Rapid Response Team are on emergency standby for the rehearsal and wedding reception).

Pelley asked Hillary about the date of her daughter’s wedding, and Hillary said “You’re more likely to get the nuclear launch code” than the date of the wedding.

Now, you might be asking yourself, “Hillary has the nuclear codes?” Given who’s president, hell, who doesn’t have them by now?

(Cackle-from-hell warnings at the :16 and :28 mark)

This pretty much sums up the national security focus of this administration, doesn’t it? Exact details about the US nuclear arsenal are gladly given out, but the date of a wedding is a tightly guarded secret.

(h/t HotAirPundit)

Author: Doug Powers

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