Bill Clinton is being auctioned off in a lottery. I’d call it a “Powerball” but that would be a little too close to the mark.

The Clintons have earned well over $100 million in the past decade, but they just don’t seem to want to pay off Hillary’s $770,000 campaign debt from 2008 themselves, so instead they’ve decided to whore out Bill… again:

Former US president Bill Clinton has offered himself as a lottery prize to help pay off campaign debts of his wife, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton.

Bill has sent out an e-mail to millions of people who supported Hillary’s White House campaign.

“How would you like the chance to come up to New York and spend the day with me?”, asks the e-mail.

An online donation of $5 would give them a chance to participate in the One-Day-With-Bill prize, Times online reported Thursday.

I managed to get a copy of the prize disclaimer just in case you’re considering entering:



4 Responses to “Win a Dream Date With Bill Clinton, Help Pay Off Hillary’s Campaign Debt”

  1. @angelatc on May 13th, 2010 2:47 pm

    Ybor City – here we come! Seriously though – I'm pretty sure it's illegal to have a contest that requires an entry fee.

  2. Doug on May 13th, 2010 3:20 pm

    Illegal? That's never been an obstacle before!

  3. Mark1957 on May 13th, 2010 4:10 pm

    They have lived off of the public dole their whole lives, The thought of paying their own bills never enters their mind. When Clinton was Prez, often he would stop for snack while out on his jogs, the Secret Service detail always got stuck with the tab.

  4. Rick on May 13th, 2010 4:52 pm

    In a more sane era Hilln’Bill could simply promise to visit you for a day if you did not send them $5.

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