If you heard Al Gore deliver the commencement speech at the University of Tennessee last week, it was probably the most inspiring speech you’ve ever heard — provided you needed that extra nudge toward suicide.

You’d have to go back to Jonestown to find a “leader” who gave a more motivational talk:

I was a little disappointed that when Gore spoke of huge carbon footprints he didn’t take the time to show the grads picture of the latest edition to his mansion collection. If Al had shown them pictures of his homes he could have at least inspired them to consider a lucrative career in scam artistry.


5 Responses to “Al Gore’s Commencement Speech in 5 Words: You Guys Are So F@%*!d!”

  1. The Zoo Keeper on May 19th, 2010 1:13 pm

    This vid needs to be re-cut with various shots of students sleeping, playing Russian roulette, etc.

    I did like the “floating, disembodied head on a platter look”, however.

  2. Rick on May 19th, 2010 2:32 pm

    Gore’s fickle footprint found it’s way to Knoxville(high ground) for his “degree” payoff.To my knowledge he has not been seen in Flood Zone Nashville…a good thing.

    Nashvillians are mostly grateful not to have been declared a new Federal Wetland by Gore and Obama.

  3. Bob on May 20th, 2010 1:20 am

    You negative assholes can go fuck yourselves — and I mean it. Republicans are MUCH MORE depressing and causing much more damage these days than ANY Democrat.

  4. Nanny on May 20th, 2010 12:30 pm

    My My Bob – Inhale too much today! Typical liberal rant after puffing all day on his medicinal "cigarettes".

  5. Charley on May 21st, 2010 6:14 pm

    Well there was a witty, reasoned, fact-supported, and insightful retort. Good job, Bob!

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