Al Gore’s Commencement Speech in 5 Words: You Guys Are So F@%*!d!

If you heard Al Gore deliver the commencement speech at the University of Tennessee last week, it was probably the most inspiring speech you’ve ever heard — provided you needed that extra nudge toward suicide.

You’d have to go back to Jonestown to find a “leader” who gave a more motivational talk:

I was a little disappointed that when Gore spoke of huge carbon footprints he didn’t take the time to show the grads picture of the latest edition to his mansion collection. If Al had shown them pictures of his homes he could have at least inspired them to consider a lucrative career in scam artistry.