The WBC freaks must have had a free day on their calendar from picketing at soldiers funerals, but I think they’re really risking a metal-head beatdown with this one:

The public memorial service for Ronnie Dio could be disrupted by American cult Westboro Baptist Church.

Ronnie Dio emerged as the singer with Rainbow, before joining Black Sabbath. Replacing Ozzy Osbourne, the frontman earned the respect of fans with his sensational performances and wailing vocals.
The singer’s family have unveiled details for a public memorial service, due to take place in Los Angeles later this week. However the service could be disrupted by the presence of a controversial Christian cult.

The Westboro Baptist Church plan to attend, in protest at the legacy of Ronnie Dio. The church have confirmed their intention to witness the ceremony, accusing the singer of promoting the ‘devil horn’ sign, worshipping the devil and hating God.

Of course, what they obviously don’t realise is that the ‘devil horn’ sign is in fact a well known European folk symbol, warding off the ‘evil eye’. Passed on to Dio by his Italian grandmother, the singer adopted it onstage as a reaction to Ozzy Osbourne’s liberal use of the peace symbol.

When God handed out lucidity, the Westboro Baptist Church was Last in Line (sorry).

I do wish the media would stop referring to this inbred cuckoo’s nest as either a “church” or a “Christian cult.” They’re neither a “church” or “Christian” — The WBC is a collection of mentally imbalanced free-range freaks who spread hate and not the word of Christ.

They seem to have a new logo though — nice:


Tell me this isn’t a bunch of seriously repressed homosexuals. After a long day of picketing “fags” I’m guessing they go back to the motel, put on powdered wigs, ballerina shoes, tutus and lipstick and auto-erotic asphyxiate themselves until they end up even dumber than they were the day before.


5 Responses to “Westboro Baptist Church to Picket at Funeral of… Ronnie James Dio?”

  1. sandybearsy on May 25th, 2010 2:39 am

    Oh thank you Doug for that… I really needed a good laugh.. :) You are correct the WBC is no "church or Christian church..God's Word says that "They will know we are Christians by our LOVE." This "in-bred cuckoo's nest" is all about HATE. WWJD is kinda hard to argue with… Jesus would NEVER DO or SAY what these"repressed homosexuals" do. I sure hope they have to pay off those millions to that dead soldiers father.

  2. sandybearsy on May 25th, 2010 2:40 am

    Oh and I do PRAY for a Metal-Head beat down for those freaks!!!

  3. Handyman on May 25th, 2010 8:11 am

    I heard the next "God Hate" Campaign is going to target Vegetables. I pity the poor folks who plant a garden and have to experiance being the targets of the Westboro Gang ! My sources tell me they are specifically looking for those gardens that grow Jerusalem Artichokes, Chinese Cabbage, Bush and Pole Beans, and especially Brussels Sprouts. Tomatoes got a reprieve! The Westboro Gang think Tomatoes are a fruit!

  4. Byron Dickens on May 25th, 2010 12:03 pm

    Some people are alive only because it is against the law to kill them.

  5. Doug on May 25th, 2010 10:28 pm

    Some people are alive only because it is against the law to kill them.

    Love it! That would look great inscribed on a plaque in my garage…

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