Now that the oil leak has been plugged, we can now move on to the next step of figuring out legal liability. Check that — the leak hasn’t been plugged, but send in the lawyers anyway!

VENICE, La., May 31 (UPI) — U.S. Attorney General Eric Holder plans to visit areas affected by the gulf oil spill Tuesday and meet with state attorneys generals, officials said.

The White House has said the Justice Department was looking at the circumstances leading up to the April explosion and spill, but has shied away from saying the department is conducting an investigation.

However, the department said Holder plans to meet with U.S. prosecutors as well as state attorneys general from Louisiana, Alabama and Mississippi.

This is why the entire Obama administration is so perplexed by what to do about this spill. An oil leak isn’t something you can simply commandeer, bribe, shout down, intimidate or boycott. Anything beyond that, they’re completely stumped as to what to do, and it shows.


8 Responses to “Attorney General Holder En Route to Gulf in Heroic Attempt to Plug Oil Leak With Subpoenas”

  1. Rick on June 1st, 2010 5:16 pm

    Shakespeare hearkens…
    First,kill all the lawyers.

  2. Dandapani on June 1st, 2010 8:13 pm

    What do you call 100 dead lawyers laying in the middle of the road?

  3. Chuck on June 1st, 2010 9:16 pm

    A stinking legal road block!

  4. swede on June 1st, 2010 10:43 pm

    "What do you call 100 dead lawyers laying in the middle of the road?"

    An opportunity. In the words of Elwood Blues; "Blessed mother of acceleration don't fail me now!"

  5. OK_Loyalist on June 1st, 2010 11:33 pm

    What do you call 100 dead lawyers laying in the middle of the road?

    435 short of victory!

  6. Jersey McJones on June 2nd, 2010 2:42 am

    I hope they sue BP into the ground.


  7. Rick on June 2nd, 2010 3:07 pm

    Your anger is understandable but should one conspirator(gubmint) be able to sue another and benefit when they both are responsible for the accident/crime?($6.00 per gallon gas,anyone?)

    GM stock is still worthless,do we taxpayerz really want an oil company?

    Meanwhile,China and the commie world drill on in the Gulf,unabated.

  8. OK_Loyalist on June 3rd, 2010 1:39 am

    Maybe Stedman Holder can just drop Oprah on the well to plug it!

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