Helen Thomas Apologizes for Anti-Jew Rant, Claims She Only Meant to Say ‘Nice Weather We’re Having’

White House Press Corps liberal geezer Helen Thomas has apologized for saying Jews should get out of Palestine and go back to Poland and Germany (uh, some of them have kinda bad memories there, Hel):

“I deeply regret my comments I made last week regarding the Israelis and the Palestinians. They do not reflect my heart-felt belief that peace will come to the Middle East only when all parties recognize the need for mutual respect and tolerance. May that day come soon.”

Oh sure, that day may come soon, but not as long as Helen Thomas continues to flap her dentures.

Reminds me of that old Freudian slip joke:

“My wife got mad at me last night at the dinner table and I had to apologize.”

“Why?”

“Well, I meant to say ‘pass the salt,’ but instead I accidentally said ‘you f*#@*-g b**ch you ruined my life.”

Author: Doug Powers

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