There’s an old Rodney Dangerfield joke that went, “The football team at my high school was tough — after they sacked the quarterback, they went after his family.”

That must be how George W. Bush operates, because he obviously wasn’t satisfied enough with causing the Al and Tipper Gore breakup, but now he’s going after the rest of the family — at least that’s how I’m sure Sally Quinn will spin this one:

Another Gore marriage is on the ropes. The eldest daughter of Al and Tipper Gore, Karenna, has been separated from her husband, Andrew Schiff, for a couple months. Two friends of the family who spoke on condition of anonymity say the couple is seeking counseling.

Damn you, Bush!

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2 Responses to “Bush Causes Another Gore Marriage to Break Up”

  1. Nanny on June 9th, 2010 8:47 pm

    I just found out yesterday that I am "inheriting" another son-in-law. Can I blame it on Bush?

  2. Jeremie Jordan on June 9th, 2010 9:43 pm

    Always a fun party game: 6 Degrees of Bush's Fault.

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