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Poll: Sharron Angle Leads Harry [Last Name Withheld By Request] in Nevada Senate Race

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Harry [Last name withheld by request], Senate Majority Leader and father of Nevada gubernatorial candidate Rory [Last name also withheld so voters don't identify him with his father who is now also concealing his last name], now trails his opponent, Sharron Angle 48% to 41%, according to a Rasmussen poll.

Harry [Last name withheld by request] trails in spite of numerous endorsements from President [Last name also withheld by request].

This just in: Rory [Last name also withheld so voters don't identify him with his father who is now also concealing his last name] and his campaign have accused “Tea Party operatives” of vandalism for allegedly spray painting Rory’s actual last name on his yard signs and bumper stickers throughout the state:

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“The Tea Party’s hateful attempt to remind voters that I’m related to my father is shameful and indicative of the Angle campaign’s desperation,” said Rory [Last name also withheld so voters don't identify him with his father who is now also concealing his last name].

For more information, visit the website of Harry [Last name withheld by request]:

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10 Responses to “Poll: Sharron Angle Leads Harry [Last Name Withheld By Request] in Nevada Senate Race”

  1. @bigredcon on June 24th, 2010 5:28 pm

    the only place on the website I could find his last name is on the "Contact Us" page:
    http://rory2010.com/en/contact_us

    for example, the general inquiry email address is contact@roryreid.com

  2. nannykins on June 24th, 2010 5:30 pm

    Doug – you are killing me!!! This is just so…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahhahahahahhahahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahha

    Oh my………

  3. Mark1957 on June 24th, 2010 6:26 pm

    Poor ol' Rory should use his Indian name, " Dances with Radicals" thereby tricking those tea party pale-faces from knowing that his daddy is Chief "Spends to Much".

  4. Lew01 on June 24th, 2010 6:54 pm

    Mark1957 Thanks for the Laugh. Great comment and so accurate.

  5. BradnMS on June 24th, 2010 5:11 pm

    It should read Harry GREED or Rory GREED- not Reid.

  6. nannykins on June 24th, 2010 8:20 pm

    Has anyone seen this yet? Don't know who made the video – doesn't appear to be from a conservative group. Looks like someone who voted for Zero is mad and wants other people who voted for Zero to be mad too.

    http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2010/01/025…

  7. OK_Loyalist on June 24th, 2010 9:14 pm

    Great job on this one Doug, it reads hilarious! Also great news on the Rasmussen polling from out there….

  8. nannykins on June 24th, 2010 9:16 pm

    Anyone see this? Voters not happy with Zero/Reid/Pelosi?
    http://www.powerlineblog.com/archives/2010/01/025…

  9. OK_Loyalist on June 24th, 2010 9:46 pm

    Missed that one, but I like it.

  10. drewski on June 29th, 2010 11:07 am

    This article is third grade humor.

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