Yes, it just had to happen. They say that the camera adds ten pounds, but lucky for Al it looks like animation takes off at least 50 pounds.

Thank goodness the animator didn’t include the alleged part where Gore’s alleged DNA ended up on the alleged pants of the allged masseuse (I don’t believe for one second, by the way, that Gore worked for Clinton for eight years and didn’t learn not to do that):

I don’t really believe any of it. There’s no way Gore would have been able to avoid seducing her with his global warming poem.

(h/t Weasel Zippers)

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One Response to “The Long-Awaited Computer Animation of Al Gore’s Alleged Sexual Assault”

  1. cdl on June 26th, 2010 3:25 pm

    "Where you go baby? Come back! Me love you long time. "

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