People Who Don’t Believe Gore Tried to Have Sex With That Masseuse are Just Like Holocaust Deniers

That’s all, really. I just wanted to see how the unwaivering followers of the hypocritical and greedy **“crazed sex poodle” like it when their own insane comparisons are thrown back at them.

Oh, and if Gore ever asks for your help in releasing his second chakra, step away quickly.

**When applying the term “crazed sex poodle” to Gore, I believe only one of those three words accurately describes him (hint: it’s not the last two).


Update: It gets better all the time: The woman who delayed in filing a complaint against Gore was allegedly told by a liberal friend not to turn him in because, without Al Gore, the world would be destroyed by global warming.

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