Get out the aerosol hairspray you were instructed to stop using in the mid-1980′s and start spraying again with reckless abandon — the disappearing ozone layer that was giving eco-wieners the runs has been healing and re-appearing, but naturally there’s a downside to that:

While the hole in the Earth’s protective ozone layer is slowly healing, its recovery might have a downside, scientists say: Climate change could change wind patterns and send ozone from high in the atmosphere down to the surface, where it is a major component of smog.

The discovery of a hole in the ozone layer above Antarctica was announced by a team of British scientists in 1985. The cause of the hole was attributed to ozone-depleting chemicals like chlorofluorocarbons (CFCs), which were primarily used in cooling units and propellants. When CFCs reach the ozone layer, they release chlorine atoms that rip ozone apart and peel away layers of Earth’s natural sunscreen.

This is the beauty of the “climate change” scheme — no matter what happens, you’re screwed unless you become a willing dupe in the latest money and power-grab scheme du jour.

The ozone layer disappears? We’re screwed. It’s getting better? We’re screwed. But somehow all will be well if Al Gore gets richer.

By the way, “Ozone Layer” is Gore’s code name in the masseuse community.


4 Responses to “Dude, Where’s My Ozone Hole?”

  1. Clu Seatoe on July 2nd, 2010 2:35 pm

    According to the media:

    She may be an ozone depleter, but look how pretty she is with her hair all coiffed in the NY party scene.


    Weather “science” is such a downer. It’s so unstable that any “expert” can make up anything they want and sound expert-icious.

    If you don’t believe my forecast, wait a few minutes and something somewhere around the world will seem like what I told you last decade to show you I‘m close to almost getting it. The sun came up, didn't it?

    After all, I am a weatherman.

  2. sizemorew on July 2nd, 2010 3:11 pm

    Meteorologist: The only job where you don't get fired for being wrong over and over.

  3. chester arthur on July 2nd, 2010 4:23 pm

    Funny thing,freon gets banned in this country for use by ordinary people,but walk into any Wal-Mart and you can,to this day,buy a window unit A/C built in China that uses freon.So the ozone hole is only damaged by American freon?Freon somehow skyrockets up to the upper atmosphere and destroys high level ozone,but evil ground level ozone(which is a simpler molecule,but doesn't move to the upper atmosphere like freon supposedly does) is undamaged by freon? I guess being an enviro-weenie extremist means never having to correct you past lies,or say you're sorry.

  4. rush essay on July 13th, 2017 7:03 am

    I think that we are supposed to be careful about these types of things that you are telling about the ozone layer. I think that it has been a while that we are careless about our ozone layer.

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