From the city that has its priorities in order:

The San Francisco policy, the result of an executive order from Mayor Gavin Newsom, dictates vending machines on city property can no longer dispense Coke, Pepsi and other calorically sweetened beverages. Sports drinks and artificially sweetened water also are included in the ban.

Juices must be 100 percent fruits or vegetables with no added sweeteners.

Like others pushing bans or so-called “fat taxes,” Newsom’s goal is a thinner, healthier citizenry.

Getting rid of that kind of nastiness should make every San Franciscan healthier so he or she is free to walk down the street shooting up heroin with complimentary needles and using free condoms to make balloon phallic symbols while juggling six vertically-challenged illegal aliens dressed like Liza Minelli who are fellating each other as a group of school kids looks on — all as the city government watches, nodding in approval because none of the children were exposed to a can of Coca Cola.

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10 Responses to “San Francisco Bans Sale of Soda, Sports Drinks on City Property; Shooting Up in a Public Park With a City-Provided Needle Still Okay”

  1. OK_Loyalist on July 7th, 2010 12:39 am

    This Newsom character really is fecal in matter !

  2. Rhymes With Right on July 7th, 2010 3:50 am

    I'm curious — given the scope of the soft drink business, doesn't this interfere with the stream of interstate commerce? Doesn't federal supremacy on matters of interstate commerce therefore pre-empt Newsom;s actions? When will Obama and the Justice Department file suit over this? :)

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  4. MarkJ on July 7th, 2010 1:16 pm

    Reason #432 Why No One Will Help San Francisco When The Next Earthquake Hits

  5. nannykins on July 7th, 2010 1:39 pm

    Got that right!!!

  6. Clu Seatoe on July 7th, 2010 2:26 pm

    SF To Offer Stimulus Package To Private Enterprise Within City Limits

  7. Clu Seatoe on July 7th, 2010 2:42 pm

    The SF Homo League is quoted as saying:

    “We don’t need no outside help. We got Public-Purse-Strings Pelosi.”

  8. Deborah Leigh on July 8th, 2010 3:20 am

    Obama's DOJ will get around to prosecuting this right after they indict the New Black Panther Party on voter intimidation.

    Deborah Leigh

  9. Deborah Leigh on July 8th, 2010 3:24 am

    “We don’t need no outside help. We got Public-Purse-Strings Pelosi.”

    That's Czarina Pelosi of the Peoples Republic of San Francisco.

  10. DUKER on July 11th, 2010 3:22 pm

    Sex organs in your mouth are okay in San Fran, Coke no. I think AIDS kill more people then COKE.Ban the water in California, that has to be what makes them WACKOES.

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